February 2012
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December 2011
1 post
October 2011
2 posts
Dear World,
First of all, I just got a sample in the mail of Justin Bieber’s girly perfume called “Someday”. As in someday, it will be legal for you to bone me. GOOD ONE JUSTIN!
Second of all, it’s almost Halloween!! What are people DOING? Me and Lee were thinking about doing a couple costume of sexy Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus, but decided it would be too offensive/awesome for the...
September 2011
1 post
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August 2011
2 posts
I Got Another Job!
At the Architecture and Allied Arts Library on campus!
So now I work at a library and at a childcare, so basically I’m doin’ it sooo right.
July 2011
5 posts
Blergggg
Today we had one-on-one oral quizzes with our professor. How come whenever I talk only farts come out of my mouth? I got 106% on our last written quiz, but now whenever he sees me he’s just going to remember my rambling mumbling babbling word vomit.
just saw the movie bad teacher
Justin Timberlake’s dry-humping scene: I don’t know if I am now more, or less in love with him after seeing that…
Dear Tumblr
I just got home and the door to my house was unlocked and I can’t remember if I locked it when I left, so if I die tonight, that’s what’s up
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Went to the Oregon Coast with my palz. It was awesome, gotta love the shark tube! We also had a terribly romantic weekend of star-gazing, drinking red wine, and lighting off floating lanterns on the beach.
Gettin’ Paid! Eden’s awesome boyfriend got me a job at the daycare he works at- woohoo! It’s only one day a week, but I really like it, and...
June 2011
1 post
It's All Good in the Hood!
May 2011
5 posts
I have Christmas fever…I just…really want it to be Christmas! I want to decorate the tree, and listen to christmas songs really loudly while I bake seasonal cookies, and then drink hot chocolate with peppermint schnapps by the fire! I want to hang mistletoe and stockings, and wear velvet, and wish for snow!
But don’t worry Summer, I will love you forever and ever!
Harold, how could you have not seen that Maude...
April 2011
7 posts
“It’s not simple to be cool, but it’s cool to be simple”
– -Simple Simon (from the film Pirate Radio, which was actually really inspiring and made me excited to re-launch my love for rock and roll music, and also be mischievous/meow meow meow)
March 2011
7 posts
Very delayed, but...
How I spent my wonderful Spring Break:
Went to Grandma’s!!! Not necessarily the most typical of spring breaks, but I wouldn’t have had it any other way. She took me to get my first ever mani-pedi, which was an interesting experience/kind of awkward, but I can see how some people really enjoy it. It was her birthday on St....
My Conversation with Myself:
I think I have an oral fixation…. I mean… is that the same as always being hungry?
No, I think you probably just have a stomach parasite… that would explain a lot…
i miss my kitchen
I have a LOT of plans for when I go back to Eugene, but today, I’m especially excited about the prospect of making these CAKE PANCAKES!!! (http://www.howsweeteats.com/2011/01/25/cake-batter-pancakes/) Genius! I seriously cannot express how much I miss my kitchen supplies. Like, I don’t want to sound materialistic or anything, but I think I value my collection of kitchen-wares...
February 2011
5 posts
What's Happening in Libya Explained →
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Next time you see an airplane flying in the sky, pretend like airplanes don’t exist and imagine that they’re the last living dinosaurs left on earth. Cooool!!!!!!
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WASH YOUR FREAKING HANDS! Oh my god! I just heard you take a piss and then watched you walk right past me, right past the SINKS and SOAP and NOT wash your hands. Didn’t you know I’m judging you??? Don’t you know god is judging you? I hate to think of the DIRTY, NASTY, FILTHY things you must do when you’re NOT being watched.
THANK THE BUS...
January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
1 post
Will I learn? Tonight or any other night?
I wonder what I would be like if I had never ever had to spend time doing things I didn’t want to do….
… probably a little stupider, but a LOT cooler.
ALL I want to do is paint and knit and read and teleport.
November 2010
1 post
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I got to see The Morning Benders and Twin Sister play a few weeks ago, which was pretty awesome. The cool thing about being here is that there’s ALWAYS a show that I’m looking forward to seeing.
Another cool thing is the birds here! There were more geese on the campus pond than I’ve ever seen in one place. And I saw an owl…in the middle of the night…flying from...
October 2010
2 posts
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Where I went: Since then I went to Boston (pics to come). Highlights: Dawn at the Harbor, and finding a sweet shop called Candy Heaven. Also, I went to a Fountains of Wayne show, and yes, they did play Stacy’s Mom.
Where I am: Maplewood, NJ! Visiting my aunt and family. (Prepare yourself for cute baby quotes!). My baby cousin is very allergic to many things, so the way he’s been...
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It’s rainy stormy weather here. Today I saw three toads.
Last night I got to see The Tallest Man on Earth! And S Carey (from Bon Iver)! They were both SO good, and it seemed like they were actually enjoying themselves so much, which can really make or break a live show.
I am currently in the process of making my own leather belt at the craft center. I’m really happy that...
September 2010
2 posts
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I’m less bored than last time I posted!
I went to the craft center and met some really nice people/potential friends. I think I’m gonna end up spending a lot of time there. There’s a really cool silkscreen setup there, and you can also do metal working, stained class, silk dying, beading, paper making, and leather working. And probably a lot of other things too!
And I just...
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Hello! So, I’ve been trying not to use this thing as a diary cause that would be SO BORING for you guys. BUT, since I’m gone and I can be sort of bad at keeping in touch with people, I decided it’s ok for now to be a narcissist and write about myself.
So, here’s what’s been up!
I went to Buffalo, N.Y. with my momma, brudder, and Grandma G. We went around the old...
June 2010
3 posts
Thoughts of the Day (11)
I love….
Bagels.
Puppies.
Roses.
BFFs.
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Flossing. There’s something about flossing that’s just so…great. It’s almost like, instant gratification when I’m feeling unaccomplished. I know…I’ll floss! Yes! That will make me feel important. And it totally works! Seriously, go floss and don’t even TRY to tell me that you don’t feel even slightly more invested in your own self...
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Stoled. Last night my bike got stolen from my driveway. :(
Pistol. So I was cleaning my kitchen today, and I was going through the clutter of stuff that gathers right by the door, and I found this gun. I was like, Oh here’s this gun from the Apocalypse party that someone left here, cause people left all kinds of faux weaponry after that one. And then I saw some words etched into...
May 2010
2 posts
“The brighter the light, the darker the shadow.
P.S. I think my cat pooped...”